Script Kiddie Toddler T-Shirt
Black / 2
£25.00 GBP
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Player 1. Level 03. Skills… still downloading.
Our pixel-art Script Kiddie sits at a gaming desk in a hoodie and headphones. He has cloned someone else’s hacking tool, run it, and hit the classic error: No module named ‘skills’. His fix is to type pip install skills and hope. Underneath are Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V, the two most-used keys in the business, and two out of three lives left.
For the toddler who already mashes every keyboard in reach and has worked out how to unlock your phone. Every hacker starts somewhere.
The details
• Front pixel-art print, scaled for toddler sizes
• Soft, durable cotton made for everyday adventures
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; heather colours are 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²)
• Side seams for a better fit
• Double-needle stitching on the sleeves and hem, so it survives the rough and tumble
• Ribbed collar with neck tape across the shoulders for a comfy, lasting neckline
• Garment sourced from India
Care: wash cold, inside out. Don’t iron over the print.
Script Kiddie Toddler T-Shirt
£25.00 GBP
Our pixel-art Script Kiddie sits at a gaming desk in a hoodie and headphones. He has cloned someone else’s hacking tool, run it, and hit the classic error: No module named ‘skills’. His fix is to type pip install skills and hope. Underneath are Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V, the two most-used keys in the business, and two out of three lives left.
For the toddler who already mashes every keyboard in reach and has worked out how to unlock your phone. Every hacker starts somewhere.
The details
• Front pixel-art print, scaled for toddler sizes
• Soft, durable cotton made for everyday adventures
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; heather colours are 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 153 g/m² (4.5 oz/yd²)
• Side seams for a better fit
• Double-needle stitching on the sleeves and hem, so it survives the rough and tumble
• Ribbed collar with neck tape across the shoulders for a comfy, lasting neckline
• Garment sourced from India
Care: wash cold, inside out. Don’t iron over the print.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| 2 | 15 ½ | 13 | 4 ¾ |
| 3 | 16 ½ | 14 | 5 |
| 4 | 17 ½ | 15 | 5 ¼ |
| 5/6 | 18 ½ | 16 | 5 ½ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| 2 | 39.4 | 33 | 12 |
| 3 | 42 | 35.6 | 12.7 |
| 4 | 44.5 | 38.1 | 13.3 |
| 5/6 | 47 | 40.6 | 14 |