// RESPONSIBLE DISCLOSURE PROGRAM
DESIGN BOUNTY_
Found a vulnerability in our range — a joke we haven't made, a design that should exist? Report it. If your idea ships in a production design, you get paid. In clothes.
# cat /security/rewards.txt
SEVERITY OUTCOME PAYOUT
CRITICAL used in a production design 2x items
DUPLICATE already reported kudos
INFO logged, not used (yet) on file
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# PAYOUTS
Paid in clothing. No crypto, sorry.
used in a production designCRITICAL
Two free items
Your idea ships. You get any item in the design you inspired, plus a second item in any design of your choice. Both on us.
already reportedDUPLICATE
First report wins
If someone reported the same idea first, or we were already building it, the bounty goes to the earliest report.
logged, not used (yet)INFO
Kept on file
Not this time. Good ideas get re-triaged before every drop, so it can still ship later — and still pay out.
# cat scope.txt --in
[ IN ] Ideas for tees, sweatshirts, hoodies, shirts, mugs and anything else we print
[ IN ] Jokes, references, slogans or a single killer line
[ IN ] Rough sketches, ASCII art, mockups or napkin photos
[ IN ] Hidden puzzles and easter eggs for designs
# cat scope.txt --out
[OUT ] Other people's artwork, logos, characters or trademarks
[OUT ] Designs aimed at a real, named company or person
[OUT ] Anything hateful or that punches down
[OUT ] Real credentials, real data or real exploits
# SUBMIT A REPORT
# RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
01 One idea per report. Rough is fine.
02 First report wins if two people send the same idea.
03 It must be your own idea, not someone else's work.
04 By submitting, you agree we may use and adapt the idea.
05 We credit you in the hall of fame unless you'd rather stay anonymous.
06 Rewards are sent when the design goes live in the shop.
07 We reply to every report. Triage may take until the next Patch Tuesday.
# HALL OF FAME
Researchers whose reports made it to production
0 entries found. The first slot is open.