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Some campfires are for telling stories. This one is for making sure nobody can tell yours.
On the back, a vintage trail badge shows Camp /dev/null after dark. There are snow-capped peaks and a striped sunset, and a tent with a terminal glowing in the doorway. In the middle, a campfire is burning through auth.log, Security.evtx and .bash_history. Look closely at the mountains and you’ll find they’re made of everything you’d type to clean up after yourself.
Coordinates 0°N 0°E. Last seen: never.*
*Small print applies. If you know, you know.
It’s properly soft, with a warm hood for cold nights by the fire and a pouch pocket for your hands, your phone or a USB stick you definitely didn’t find lying on the ground.
The details
• Trail badge on the back, about 28 cm wide
• Small Leave No Logs badge on the left chest, about 9 cm
• Soft 100% cotton outer face, with a 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend
• Front pouch pocket
• Three-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings
• Fabric patch at the back of the neck
• Garment sourced from Pakistan
Sizing: this hoodie runs small. For your usual fit, order one size up.
Care: wash cold, inside out. Don’t iron over the print.
Leave No Logs Hoodie
£50.00 GBP
On the back, a vintage trail badge shows Camp /dev/null after dark. There are snow-capped peaks and a striped sunset, and a tent with a terminal glowing in the doorway. In the middle, a campfire is burning through auth.log, Security.evtx and .bash_history. Look closely at the mountains and you’ll find they’re made of everything you’d type to clean up after yourself.
Coordinates 0°N 0°E. Last seen: never.*
*Small print applies. If you know, you know.
It’s properly soft, with a warm hood for cold nights by the fire and a pouch pocket for your hands, your phone or a USB stick you definitely didn’t find lying on the ground.
The details
• Trail badge on the back, about 28 cm wide
• Small Leave No Logs badge on the left chest, about 9 cm
• Soft 100% cotton outer face, with a 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend
• Front pouch pocket
• Three-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings
• Fabric patch at the back of the neck
• Garment sourced from Pakistan
Sizing: this hoodie runs small. For your usual fit, order one size up.
Care: wash cold, inside out. Don’t iron over the print.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |