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Somebody ran xxd on a file called payload.exe. This is what came back.
A full-front hex dump of a Windows program, faithful down to the MZ header that every Windows .exe starts with. The bytes are real, and so is the text column on the right. Read down it carefully: the payload has left a signature.
The details
• Full-front print, about 28 cm wide
• Soft, lightweight cotton with a little stretch
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Pre-shrunk, so it keeps its size in the wash
• Side seams for a better fit, and taped shoulders that hold their shape
• Garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the US
Good to know: the fabric is lightweight and can look slightly see-through in some lighting, although that’s much less noticeable on the dark colours.
Care: wash cold, inside out. Don’t iron over the print.
Hex Dump T-Shirt
£27.00 GBP
A full-front hex dump of a Windows program, faithful down to the MZ header that every Windows .exe starts with. The bytes are real, and so is the text column on the right. Read down it carefully: the payload has left a signature.
The details
• Full-front print, about 28 cm wide
• Soft, lightweight cotton with a little stretch
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Pre-shrunk, so it keeps its size in the wash
• Side seams for a better fit, and taped shoulders that hold their shape
• Garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the US
Good to know: the fabric is lightweight and can look slightly see-through in some lighting, although that’s much less noticeable on the dark colours.
Care: wash cold, inside out. Don’t iron over the print.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |